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 Wed, 28 Jun 2006 Wed, 28 Jun 2006 http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/ Fijilive.com Jokes has got lots of jokes from clean jokes to out of this world jokes. http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/images/mast_rss.jpg http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/ Joke : Confused ticket examiner http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=45&id=289 <p><p>Joke : Confused ticket examiner</p><p>Rating : G</p>A Sardar was travelling by a train going from New Delhi to Patna via Mughalsarai. He had to leave the train on Mughalsarai so he asked the Ticket examiner to take 100 Rupees and ensure if required even forcefully that the sardar is out of train at mughal sarai as it was very difficult for him to wake up.</p> Sun, 15 Jan 2006 /jokes/joke.php?catid=45&id=289 Joke : Confused ticket examiner <p><p>Joke : Confused ticket examiner</p><p>Rating : G</p>A Sardar was travelling by a train going from New Delhi to Patna via Mughalsarai. He had to leave the train on Mughalsarai so he asked the Ticket examiner to take 100 Rupees and ensure if required even forcefully that the sardar is out of train at mughal sarai as it was very difficult for him to wake up.</p> Joke : Teapot http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=39&id=287 <p><p>Joke : Teapot</p><p>Rating : G</p>Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager to finish waiting on a customer.</p> Thu, 12 Jan 2006 /jokes/joke.php?catid=39&id=287 Joke : Teapot <p><p>Joke : Teapot</p><p>Rating : G</p>Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager to finish waiting on a customer.</p> Joke : Rawana http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=286 <p><p>Joke : Rawana</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>There was a ramayan session going on in a village. Lots of people were gathered.</p> Sat, 07 Jan 2006 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=286 Joke : Rawana <p><p>Joke : Rawana</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>There was a ramayan session going on in a village. Lots of people were gathered.</p> Joke : Brothers Wife http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=35&id=285 <p><p>Joke : Brothers Wife</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>One day two brothers were grazing sheeps. Both of them decided to fuck one of the female sheep.</p> Sat, 07 Jan 2006 /jokes/joke.php?catid=35&id=285 Joke : Brothers Wife <p><p>Joke : Brothers Wife</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>One day two brothers were grazing sheeps. Both of them decided to fuck one of the female sheep.</p> Joke : Little red riding hood and the big bad wolf http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=284 <p><p>Joke : Little red riding hood and the big bad wolf</p><p>Rating : G</p>Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr.</p> Tue, 03 Jan 2006 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=284 Joke : Little red riding hood and the big bad wolf <p><p>Joke : Little red riding hood and the big bad wolf</p><p>Rating : G</p>Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr.</p> Joke : Sunburns and milk http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=51&id=283 <p><p>Joke : Sunburns and milk</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis.</p> Tue, 03 Jan 2006 /jokes/joke.php?catid=51&id=283 Joke : Sunburns and milk <p><p>Joke : Sunburns and milk</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis.</p> Joke : Things wife no longer uses http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=282 <p><p>Joke : Things wife no longer uses</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, se*y young lady! "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!" The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened" "Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig" The husband begins to tell his story .</p> Tue, 03 Jan 2006 /jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=282 Joke : Things wife no longer uses <p><p>Joke : Things wife no longer uses</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, se*y young lady! "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!" The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened" "Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig" The husband begins to tell his story .</p> Joke : Nun and Priest in the Desert http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=40&id=281 <p><p>Joke : Nun and Priest in the Desert</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.</p> Tue, 03 Jan 2006 /jokes/joke.php?catid=40&id=281 Joke : Nun and Priest in the Desert <p><p>Joke : Nun and Priest in the Desert</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.</p> Joke : The Diary of a blonde cook http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=51&id=280 <p><p>Joke : The Diary of a blonde cook</p><p>Rating : G</p>Monday: Now home from our honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Bill.</p> Fri, 30 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=51&id=280 Joke : The Diary of a blonde cook <p><p>Joke : The Diary of a blonde cook</p><p>Rating : G</p>Monday: Now home from our honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Bill.</p> Joke : $100,000 Tree http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=51&id=279 <p><p>Joke : $100,000 Tree</p><p>Rating : G</p>There was a blond driving down a road and spotted at the sign that is on a tree next to a mansion that said $100,000. she called the number and said "i want this item and i will send the money as soon as i get home.</p> Fri, 30 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=51&id=279 Joke : $100,000 Tree <p><p>Joke : $100,000 Tree</p><p>Rating : G</p>There was a blond driving down a road and spotted at the sign that is on a tree next to a mansion that said $100,000. she called the number and said "i want this item and i will send the money as soon as i get home.</p> Joke : Cup Holder on pc http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=278 <p><p>Joke : Cup Holder on pc</p><p>Rating : G</p>Caller: Hello, is this the Help Line? HelpLine: Yes, it is. How may I help you? Caller: The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period.</p> Fri, 30 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=278 Joke : Cup Holder on pc <p><p>Joke : Cup Holder on pc</p><p>Rating : G</p>Caller: Hello, is this the Help Line? HelpLine: Yes, it is. How may I help you? Caller: The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period.</p> Joke : Blonde Nurse http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=51&id=277 <p><p>Joke : Blonde Nurse</p><p>Rating : G</p>Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? In case she had to draw some blood. .</p> Fri, 30 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=51&id=277 Joke : Blonde Nurse <p><p>Joke : Blonde Nurse</p><p>Rating : G</p>Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? In case she had to draw some blood. .</p> Joke : Cat Scan http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=34&id=276 <p><p>Joke : Cat Scan</p><p>Rating : G</p>A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't wake him --do something. " The vet lays the dog on the examination table and after a few simple tests he says, "I'm sorry, I don't feel a pulse, I'm afraid your dog is dead".</p> Fri, 30 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=34&id=276 Joke : Cat Scan <p><p>Joke : Cat Scan</p><p>Rating : G</p>A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't wake him --do something. " The vet lays the dog on the examination table and after a few simple tests he says, "I'm sorry, I don't feel a pulse, I'm afraid your dog is dead".</p> Joke : Broken Finger http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=34&id=275 <p><p>Joke : Broken Finger</p><p>Rating : G</p>A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.</p> Fri, 30 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=34&id=275 Joke : Broken Finger <p><p>Joke : Broken Finger</p><p>Rating : G</p>A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.</p> Joke : 10 http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=34&id=274 <p><p>Joke : 10</p><p>Rating : G</p>A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill.</p> Fri, 30 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=34&id=274 Joke : 10 <p><p>Joke : 10</p><p>Rating : G</p>A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill.</p> Joke : 24 Hours http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=34&id=273 <p><p>Joke : 24 Hours</p><p>Rating : G</p>Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.</p> Fri, 30 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=34&id=273 Joke : 24 Hours <p><p>Joke : 24 Hours</p><p>Rating : G</p>Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.</p> Joke : First child http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=34&id=272 <p><p>Joke : First child</p><p>Rating : G</p>A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts.</p> Fri, 30 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=34&id=272 Joke : First child <p><p>Joke : First child</p><p>Rating : G</p>A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts.</p> Joke : Yo mama's football knowledge http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=20&id=271 <p><p>Joke : Yo mama's football knowledge</p><p>Rating : G</p>Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund. .</p> Fri, 30 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=20&id=271 Joke : Yo mama's football knowledge <p><p>Joke : Yo mama's football knowledge</p><p>Rating : G</p>Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund. .</p> Joke : The dentist http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=34&id=270 <p><p>Joke : The dentist</p><p>Rating : G</p>A men went to the dentist to fix a aching tooth. Upon examination the dentist informed the patient that the tooth will need to be extracted and for that you will need to be injected with a painkiller.</p> Thu, 29 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=34&id=270 Joke : The dentist <p><p>Joke : The dentist</p><p>Rating : G</p>A men went to the dentist to fix a aching tooth. Upon examination the dentist informed the patient that the tooth will need to be extracted and for that you will need to be injected with a painkiller.</p> Joke : Dinner With Girlfriend's Parents http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=269 <p><p>Joke : Dinner With Girlfriend's Parents</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.</p> Thu, 29 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=269 Joke : Dinner With Girlfriend's Parents <p><p>Joke : Dinner With Girlfriend's Parents</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.</p> Joke : Four elderly friends http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=41&id=268 <p><p>Joke : Four elderly friends</p><p>Rating : G</p>Four elderly friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.</p> Thu, 29 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=41&id=268 Joke : Four elderly friends <p><p>Joke : Four elderly friends</p><p>Rating : G</p>Four elderly friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.</p> Joke : A letter to Bombay http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=44&id=267 <p><p>Joke : A letter to Bombay</p><p>Rating : G</p>A letter from an Indian mother to her son. .</p> Thu, 29 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=44&id=267 Joke : A letter to Bombay <p><p>Joke : A letter to Bombay</p><p>Rating : G</p>A letter from an Indian mother to her son. .</p> Joke : Don't Step on a Duck http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=265 <p><p>Joke : Don't Step on a Duck</p><p>Rating : G</p>Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St.</p> Thu, 29 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=265 Joke : Don't Step on a Duck <p><p>Joke : Don't Step on a Duck</p><p>Rating : G</p>Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St.</p> Joke : Patel http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=44&id=264 <p><p>Joke : Patel</p><p>Rating : G</p>Patel is a Gujju-bhai. Patel was bragging to his boss one day,"You know, I know everyone there is to know.</p> Thu, 29 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=44&id=264 Joke : Patel <p><p>Joke : Patel</p><p>Rating : G</p>Patel is a Gujju-bhai. Patel was bragging to his boss one day,"You know, I know everyone there is to know.</p> Joke : 911 Blunders http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=50&id=263 <p><p>Joke : 911 Blunders</p><p>Rating : G</p>Actual 911 Calls! ****************************** Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why? ============================== Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.</p> Thu, 29 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=50&id=263 Joke : 911 Blunders <p><p>Joke : 911 Blunders</p><p>Rating : G</p>Actual 911 Calls! ****************************** Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why? ============================== Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.</p> Joke : Breadator http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=49&id=262 <p><p>Joke : Breadator</p><p>Rating : G</p>There was this Australian man, English man and a Samoan man. They all wanted to join the army, so the General asks all of them.</p> Thu, 29 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=49&id=262 Joke : Breadator <p><p>Joke : Breadator</p><p>Rating : G</p>There was this Australian man, English man and a Samoan man. They all wanted to join the army, so the General asks all of them.</p> Joke : Samoan TV http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=49&id=261 <p><p>Joke : Samoan TV</p><p>Rating : G</p>This Samoan guy walks into a department store and asks the palagi salesman: "How much foa dis TV?" The salesman replies: "We don't serve Samoans here! Get out!" So the Samoan goes and puts on an afro wig, dark glasses, and struts back into the store and asks the salesman (with a heavy black accent): "Yo brotha! How much for dis TV man?" The salesman replies: " I said we don't serve Samoans! Get out!" So the Samoan goes and puts on a big fake mustache, a sombrero, a poncho, and back in the store he goes. He again asks the salesman: (with a heavy Mexican accent) "Eh, excuse me senor, how much for this TV por favor amigo?" The salesman still replies: "We don't serve Samoans here, now GET OUT!" By now the Samoan is very frustrated and rips off his costume and demands: "How you know I am a Samoan!?" The salesman replies: "Because that's not a TV, it's a microwave!".</p> Thu, 29 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=49&id=261 Joke : Samoan TV <p><p>Joke : Samoan TV</p><p>Rating : G</p>This Samoan guy walks into a department store and asks the palagi salesman: "How much foa dis TV?" The salesman replies: "We don't serve Samoans here! Get out!" So the Samoan goes and puts on an afro wig, dark glasses, and struts back into the store and asks the salesman (with a heavy black accent): "Yo brotha! How much for dis TV man?" The salesman replies: " I said we don't serve Samoans! Get out!" So the Samoan goes and puts on a big fake mustache, a sombrero, a poncho, and back in the store he goes. He again asks the salesman: (with a heavy Mexican accent) "Eh, excuse me senor, how much for this TV por favor amigo?" The salesman still replies: "We don't serve Samoans here, now GET OUT!" By now the Samoan is very frustrated and rips off his costume and demands: "How you know I am a Samoan!?" The salesman replies: "Because that's not a TV, it's a microwave!".</p> Joke : Lie Clocks http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=32&id=260 <p><p>Joke : Lie Clocks</p><p>Rating : G</p>A Fijian Senator died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.</p> Thu, 29 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=32&id=260 Joke : Lie Clocks <p><p>Joke : Lie Clocks</p><p>Rating : G</p>A Fijian Senator died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.</p> Joke : 911 http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=50&id=259 <p><p>Joke : 911</p><p>Rating : G</p>This was voted as the funniest joke in the world. .</p> Thu, 29 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=50&id=259 Joke : 911 <p><p>Joke : 911</p><p>Rating : G</p>This was voted as the funniest joke in the world. .</p> Joke : What women want http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=39&id=258 <p><p>Joke : What women want</p><p>Rating : G</p>Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals.</p> Thu, 29 Dec 2005 /jokes/joke.php?catid=39&id=258 Joke : What women want <p><p>Joke : What women want</p><p>Rating : G</p>Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals.</p>