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 Fri, 06 Feb 2009 Fri, 06 Feb 2009 http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/ Fijilive.com Jokes has got lots of jokes from clean jokes to out of this world jokes. http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/images/mast_rss.jpg http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/ Joke : Pastor http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2830 <p><p>Joke : Pastor</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the Race again, and it won again.</p> Thu, 05 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2830 Joke : Pastor <p><p>Joke : Pastor</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the Race again, and it won again.</p> Joke : Boudreaux http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2829 <p><p>Joke : Boudreaux</p><p>Rating : G</p>Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a little lumber from that new construction site.</p> Thu, 05 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2829 Joke : Boudreaux <p><p>Joke : Boudreaux</p><p>Rating : G</p>Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a little lumber from that new construction site.</p> Joke : Turaga ni Lomaiviti http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=32&id=2827 <p><p>Joke : Turaga ni Lomaiviti</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>E dua na turaga ni Lomaiviti a lesi mai I Labasa me mai cakacaka e na tabana ni qaqi suka (FSC). O Turaga Tau, e vaka me dau drecala toka vakalailai.</p> Thu, 05 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=32&id=2827 Joke : Turaga ni Lomaiviti <p><p>Joke : Turaga ni Lomaiviti</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>E dua na turaga ni Lomaiviti a lesi mai I Labasa me mai cakacaka e na tabana ni qaqi suka (FSC). O Turaga Tau, e vaka me dau drecala toka vakalailai.</p> Joke : The time http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2826 <p><p>Joke : The time</p><p>Rating : G</p>The Police Sergeant told the young Constable to clean up the drunks hanging around the local bar. One drunk walked up to him and asked, "Exchuse me, offisser, could you tell me the time?" "One o'clock", replied the Policeman, and hit him once on the head with his baton.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2826 Joke : The time <p><p>Joke : The time</p><p>Rating : G</p>The Police Sergeant told the young Constable to clean up the drunks hanging around the local bar. One drunk walked up to him and asked, "Exchuse me, offisser, could you tell me the time?" "One o'clock", replied the Policeman, and hit him once on the head with his baton.</p> Joke : American http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2825 <p><p>Joke : American</p><p>Rating : G</p>An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China .</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2825 Joke : American <p><p>Joke : American</p><p>Rating : G</p>An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China .</p> Joke : The Couple http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=2824 <p><p>Joke : The Couple</p><p>Rating : G</p>Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=2824 Joke : The Couple <p><p>Joke : The Couple</p><p>Rating : G</p>Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.</p> Joke : Asian Woman http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2823 <p><p>Joke : Asian Woman</p><p>Rating : G</p>An Asian woman goes in to her local ANZ Branch and begins exchanging her money. After the transaction is complete she asks the teller 'Why it change,yesterday I get two hunat dollar for my money, today I only get hunat eighty?&#039; The teller looked over his glasses and says very slowly.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2823 Joke : Asian Woman <p><p>Joke : Asian Woman</p><p>Rating : G</p>An Asian woman goes in to her local ANZ Branch and begins exchanging her money. After the transaction is complete she asks the teller 'Why it change,yesterday I get two hunat dollar for my money, today I only get hunat eighty?&#039; The teller looked over his glasses and says very slowly.</p> Joke : Old Barber http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2822 <p><p>Joke : Old Barber</p><p>Rating : G</p>There is this good old barber in London. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2822 Joke : Old Barber <p><p>Joke : Old Barber</p><p>Rating : G</p>There is this good old barber in London. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.</p> Joke : Getting Revenge With Marriage http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=2821 <p><p>Joke : Getting Revenge With Marriage</p><p>Rating : G</p>Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=2821 Joke : Getting Revenge With Marriage <p><p>Joke : Getting Revenge With Marriage</p><p>Rating : G</p>Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.</p> Joke : What Will the Neighbors Think? http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2820 <p><p>Joke : What Will the Neighbors Think?</p><p>Rating : G</p>Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2820 Joke : What Will the Neighbors Think? <p><p>Joke : What Will the Neighbors Think?</p><p>Rating : G</p>Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower.</p> Joke : Going Crazy With Confusion http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=53&id=2819 <p><p>Joke : Going Crazy With Confusion</p><p>Rating : G</p>A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=53&id=2819 Joke : Going Crazy With Confusion <p><p>Joke : Going Crazy With Confusion</p><p>Rating : G</p>A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it.</p> Joke : A Very Desperate Marriage http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=2818 <p><p>Joke : A Very Desperate Marriage</p><p>Rating : G</p>A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=2818 Joke : A Very Desperate Marriage <p><p>Joke : A Very Desperate Marriage</p><p>Rating : G</p>A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married.</p> Joke : What is the Most Damaging Food? http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=62&id=2817 <p><p>Joke : What is the Most Damaging Food?</p><p>Rating : G</p>A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=62&id=2817 Joke : What is the Most Damaging Food? <p><p>Joke : What is the Most Damaging Food?</p><p>Rating : G</p>A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.</p> Joke : A Staged Wedding to Bust Dealers http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2816 <p><p>Joke : A Staged Wedding to Bust Dealers</p><p>Rating : G</p>As supposedly reported on CNN: Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2816 Joke : A Staged Wedding to Bust Dealers <p><p>Joke : A Staged Wedding to Bust Dealers</p><p>Rating : G</p>As supposedly reported on CNN: Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e.</p> Joke : Too Much Speeding http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2815 <p><p>Joke : Too Much Speeding</p><p>Rating : G</p>A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2815 Joke : Too Much Speeding <p><p>Joke : Too Much Speeding</p><p>Rating : G</p>A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer.</p> Joke : Someone Really Stinks http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=2814 <p><p>Joke : Someone Really Stinks</p><p>Rating : G</p>A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=2814 Joke : Someone Really Stinks <p><p>Joke : Someone Really Stinks</p><p>Rating : G</p>A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink.</p> Joke : Problems From the Start http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2813 <p><p>Joke : Problems From the Start</p><p>Rating : G</p>John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2813 Joke : Problems From the Start <p><p>Joke : Problems From the Start</p><p>Rating : G</p>John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.</p> Joke : Why Can't You Be Like That? http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2812 <p><p>Joke : Why Can't You Be Like That?</p><p>Rating : G</p>Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2812 Joke : Why Can't You Be Like That? <p><p>Joke : Why Can't You Be Like That?</p><p>Rating : G</p>Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.</p> Joke : I Have "Great" News For You http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=2811 <p><p>Joke : I Have "Great" News For You</p><p>Rating : G</p>The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=2811 Joke : I Have "Great" News For You <p><p>Joke : I Have "Great" News For You</p><p>Rating : G</p>The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two.</p> Joke : Dangerous & Sometimes Fatal Traditions http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2810 <p><p>Joke : Dangerous &amp; Sometimes Fatal Traditions</p><p>Rating : G</p>In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing six people and wounding fourteen of them. I think I'll stick to the tradition of throwing rice--it seems much less dangerous.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2810 Joke : Dangerous & Sometimes Fatal Traditions <p><p>Joke : Dangerous &amp; Sometimes Fatal Traditions</p><p>Rating : G</p>In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing six people and wounding fourteen of them. I think I'll stick to the tradition of throwing rice--it seems much less dangerous.</p> Joke : Paula http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2809 <p><p>Joke : Paula</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>"Wake up Paula!" Peter yelled at 2am. You won't believe what just happened! I went to have a leak and a strange light came on from nowhere.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2809 Joke : Paula <p><p>Joke : Paula</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>"Wake up Paula!" Peter yelled at 2am. You won't believe what just happened! I went to have a leak and a strange light came on from nowhere.</p> Joke : Be Afraid if You Annoy This Husband http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=2808 <p><p>Joke : Be Afraid if You Annoy This Husband</p><p>Rating : G</p>A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=2808 Joke : Be Afraid if You Annoy This Husband <p><p>Joke : Be Afraid if You Annoy This Husband</p><p>Rating : G</p>A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe.</p> Joke : relief http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2806 <p><p>Joke : relief</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>"Doctor, I feel weak and faint. " "How many times do you have sex?", asked the doctor.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2806 Joke : relief <p><p>Joke : relief</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>"Doctor, I feel weak and faint. " "How many times do you have sex?", asked the doctor.</p> Joke : Neighbour http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2805 <p><p>Joke : Neighbour</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>The husband comes home early from work and finds his neighbour in bed with his wife. "I've looked after you for all these years, you bastard!" he shouted at his neighbour, "I've lent you money, loaned you my car, after all I've done for you.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2805 Joke : Neighbour <p><p>Joke : Neighbour</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>The husband comes home early from work and finds his neighbour in bed with his wife. "I've looked after you for all these years, you bastard!" he shouted at his neighbour, "I've lent you money, loaned you my car, after all I've done for you.</p> Joke : The Change http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2804 <p><p>Joke : The Change</p><p>Rating : G</p>Ivon looked worried. He was explaining to his friend about his experience after the party the night before.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2804 Joke : The Change <p><p>Joke : The Change</p><p>Rating : G</p>Ivon looked worried. He was explaining to his friend about his experience after the party the night before.</p> Joke : Sex Life http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2803 <p><p>Joke : Sex Life</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>George wasn't feeling too good. He felt worn out.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2803 Joke : Sex Life <p><p>Joke : Sex Life</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>George wasn't feeling too good. He felt worn out.</p> Joke : Confession http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2802 <p><p>Joke : Confession</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>"Oh no, it's my husband!", she said to her boyfriend on hearing the front door slam. "Quick hide in the wardrobe!" He grabbed his clothes and dashed from the bed to the wardrobe.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=43&id=2802 Joke : Confession <p><p>Joke : Confession</p><p>Rating : Adult</p>"Oh no, it's my husband!", she said to her boyfriend on hearing the front door slam. "Quick hide in the wardrobe!" He grabbed his clothes and dashed from the bed to the wardrobe.</p> Joke : My Daughter is Your Reward http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=39&id=2801 <p><p>Joke : My Daughter is Your Reward</p><p>Rating : G</p>Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=39&id=2801 Joke : My Daughter is Your Reward <p><p>Joke : My Daughter is Your Reward</p><p>Rating : G</p>Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.</p> Joke : May I Borrow Your Dog for a Few Days? http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=63&id=2800 <p><p>Joke : May I Borrow Your Dog for a Few Days?</p><p>Rating : G</p>It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here killed her.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=63&id=2800 Joke : May I Borrow Your Dog for a Few Days? <p><p>Joke : May I Borrow Your Dog for a Few Days?</p><p>Rating : G</p>It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here killed her.</p> Joke : A Man is Almost About to Die http://www.fijilive.com/jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=2799 <p><p>Joke : A Man is Almost About to Die</p><p>Rating : G</p>As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage.</p> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 /jokes/joke.php?catid=33&id=2799 Joke : A Man is Almost About to Die <p><p>Joke : A Man is Almost About to Die</p><p>Rating : G</p>As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage.</p>