A small boy brings a cat to school one day. The teacher immediately asks the boy to come to her office with the cat.

She tells off the little boy reminding him that no animals are allowed in school.

The boy starts to cry, saying it is his pet.

But why did you bring it to school? the teacher asked.

"I heard the milkman say to my mummy 'I will eat your pussy when your boy goes to school today'," the boy replied.