Pick-Up Lines To Use On Chicks (1930 views)
You've got a lovely pair of W-2's.
Please, baby, let me withhold you. Nice assets. Lady, you make my pants file for an extension. In my office, IRS stands for I'm Really Sexy. Let's fill out a 1040 - you are a 10 and I'm a 40. If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next? Technically, having sex with me is like a charitable gift. You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income ... now let's do it. You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother - which is good, since I still live with her.
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