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There are very few problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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There's no real need to do housework after four years it doesn't get any worse
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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Someday we'll look back at all these and plough into a parked car
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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Am not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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Those who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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If you can't be the tablecloth, don't be a dishrag
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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