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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Tinaturner |
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Tinaturner |
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Ronilm |
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Tinaturner |
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God did not create the world in 7 days; he messed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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Drive defensively - buy a tank
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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You'll never be the man your mother was
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Eyeonthenet |
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