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ou know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Tinaturner |
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Tinaturner |
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Tinaturner |
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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Tinaturner |
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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Tinaturner |
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Tinaturner |
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Tinaturner |
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Tinaturner |
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Tinaturner |
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
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Submitted on :Tue Dec 26, 2006 |
From :Tinaturner |
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